The Lost Watch

I have a rather curious observation to make. The White Rabbit is the least insane character here in Wonderland. I think it's because of his watch, knowing time is his way of being sane. So, the other day, he lost his watch and went mad. At first, he ran in circles screaming his lungs out: "OH NO! MY WATCH, WHERE IS MY WATCH?! WHAT TIME IS IT?! AM I LATE?" It was a rather funny sight. After a while, we got used to his insanity and went searching for the watch. I helped the Hatter look through the tea party's table, while the Hare searched under it. Finally, we found it on the roof. I couldn't believe it, it was the most obvious place in the world, why hadnt I though of it before? Before we gave it back though, the Hare soaked it in tea and butter, for it had been running late a day.
Heh, what a funny day,
Sky, the Sly Fox

PS: Why is Rabbit's watch never on time?

Good evening bunch of people, let me tell you a curious story that happened not so long ago here. It all started at an unbirthday party for the White Rabbit (somehow Hatter and Hare had convinced him to let them host it even after an incident involving his small trumpet a week ago).

Introduction

Hello, whoever is reading this. My name is Sky, the sly fox. I live inside the forest of Wonderland, along with the Cheshire Cat. Since no one (Except for Alice, of course) has been to this wonderful world, I have decided to write to you whatever about Wonderful Wonderland. I shall also write
about relevant topics, such as my favorite: madness. If there is a topic the reader would like me to write about, suggestions are mostly welcome.
Also, the Mad Hatter has asked me to post surveys just to know others' preferences and opinions so please answer them when you can, they're quite simple and don't even take a minute.

Sky
the Sly Fox

PS: No flaming, these are opinions so please if you are offended by my writings, please say it in a respectful way or stop reading. I am after all, a member of Wonderland:the land of the mad